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Three men are heading toward the pearly gates soon after their deaths. When they arrive, Saint Peter says, "Gentlemen, you will be asked to answer a skill testing question before you are admitted to heaven.
If you answer correctly, lights will flash, bells will ring, the gates will open and you will be free to go on in."
The first man steps up to Saint Peter for his question. Saint Peter asks, "What was the name of the first man on earth?"
The second man steps up to Saint Peter for his question. Saint Peter asks, "What was the name of the first woman on earth?"
The third and final man steps up to Saint Peter for his question. Saint Peter asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
"That's a hard one," the man says. Lights flash, bells ring, gates open, and the man enters heaven.
Later on that day...
An angel is providing transportation for the three men. The angel says, "The quality of vehicle you are given will be determined by how you've treated your spouse on earth."
The first man has cheated on his wife three times. This transgression is not overlooked and the angel provides him with a Yugo.
The second man has cheated on his wife only once. While mostly good to her, he still is not considered to be deserving of a luxury car and, thus, the angel points him towards a late model Ford sedan.
The third man has been entirely faithful to his wife and the angel smiles upon him. He is given a brand new Jaguar.
Contrary to his good fortune, however, the third man does not look happy at all. The first and second man come up to him and inquire, "What's wrong?" The third man looks up at them, almost in tears, and says, "I just saw my wife drive by on a bicycle!"