A man took his young son to the bank with him to transact some
business. Since it was lunchtime, there were a lot of people waiting
their turn in the cattle chutes. They took their place in line
directly behind a woman who was the epitome of corporate fashion.
She was wearing a designer executive business suit, and carrying
an expensive leather brief case with a matching shoulder bag
that had a pager clipped to it.
After several minutes in line, the boy remarked 'Dad, that woman
has the biggest thighs I have ever seen'
Sshh. You shouldn't talk about people like that. You will hurt
their feelings.
After several more minutes, the boy again remarked 'Dad, that
woman has the biggest butt I have ever seen'
' I said not to talk about people like that. Just be quiet and it
will be our turn shortly. '
Just as he finished speaking, the woman's pager went off.
beep .. beep .. beep .. beep
LOOK OUT DAD, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!
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