Two male dogs were taken to the local veterinarian. "Why are youhere?" one asked the other.
"My master's neighbor had a female dog that was in heat. We got together and I sired a litter of unwanted puppies. I'm here to get neutered. What are you here for?"
-"My mistress was in the bathroom naked, she bent over the bathtub to pour in some bubble bath, I became aroused, mounted her and pumped away for all I was worth."
-"Wow," said the first dog, "are you here to be neutered or put to sleep?"
- "Neither one, I'm here to get my nails trimmed."