You surely know what a Russian Roulette is - a 6 place gun barrel with a single bullet in it. The problem is that you can never know where the bullet is when you point it at your head and squeeze the trigger. So... Q: What's an African roulette? A: That's 6 African women that give you blow jobs and one is a cannibal. ------------------------ Q: Who killed Snap Crackle and Pop ??? A: The Cereal-killer !! ------------------------ A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve pigs in here!" The woman indignantly stands there and says "This isn't a pig, it's a duck!" To which the bartender replies "I was talking to the duck." ------------------------ Question: Why cannibals don't eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny. ------------------------ How does a cop stop a black man from drowning? He takes his foot off his head. ------------------------ Q: why does a fart smell? A: For the benefit of the deaf! ------------------------ Mother to Daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?" "Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well behaved children." ------------------------ Q: What do you call the extra skin around a penis? A: A man. ------------------------ Q.- Who makes more money a prostitute or a drug dealer? A.- A prostitute, because she can wash her crack and sell it again. ------------------------ When the mother asked her little girl what she wanted for her birhtday, she said that she wanted a Barbie doll and GI Joe doll. The mother smiled and said, "but honey, Barbie comes with Ken." The little girl looked at her mother and replyed, "No Mommy, Barbie fakes with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."